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the happiest of holidays.

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Early Exit

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Early Exit

1. I will be gone from here in one month.

2. I'd love to go to the Kentucky Derby, Travel to Europe, and Hike the Grand Canyon.

3. I am not a liar and do not want to be lied to.

4. I dream about raising kids who choose right over wrong, who find happiness and who are self-supporting.

5. hello, i am looking to find someone who is honest funny and sinsitive to others needs ive been living alone for a long time and still wonder if you is out there ,getting tierd of doing it alone ,are u my squeeze?

6. There is probable not a lot of things I don't or will not do.

7. We are on here to meet someone so don't hide. I could go on and on...

8. Ultimately I would prefer someone that has no children or only one.

9. I pride myself in my appearance but i am not high maintness.

10. I'd like to find someone who can teach me new things and try new things to.

Thank you for playing this week on The Dating Profiles Meme . Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player’s posts. Have a great week. Join us for Sunday Stealing. See you next Friday!

Pride and Joy

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Pride and Joy

1. My pride and joy is my cat Spike.

2. I run, do pilates, zumba, and can dance anywhere.

3. I'm into to going to Home Depot for house projects that I think I can master but never do.

4. I joined this dating site to meet new people and see what happens!

5. I was married for 5 years from 1990 to 1995. We had a nasty divorce but now are the best of friends.

6. I'm looking forward to a meeting of the minds, to fun and arm wrestling.

7. My match would be someone who is emotionally available. One that believes 1+1=Love.

8. I wanted to win my son when we play video games together, back then he was 14 years old, and I did practice while he is not at home, but was never able to win him.

9. How do you sum up a full life into a little box without sounding like everyone else?

10. There are as many ways of falling in love as there are snowflakes in a snowstorm.

Thank you for playing this week on The Dating Profiles Meme . Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player’s posts. Have a great week. Join us for Sunday Stealing. See you next Friday!

Plan Ahead

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Plan Ahead

1. I don't like having to be the one who always has to plan things out.

2. As Ferris Bueller says "Life moves pretty fast...if you don't stop and look around once and while..you could miss it."

3. I want someone who isn't affraid to make the first move, enjoys taking the reigns from me and is decisive.

4. I am a very laid back and hate confrontation but am also strong and stand up for myself.

5. I Like to go to movies and go on walks just like a normal person and to enjoy life and is tired of being alone all the time.

6. My areas of interest include but are not limited to: Psychology, philosophy, Science (especially quantum physics, mathematical theory), art history, cultural dynamics, religion. on an on blah blah blah.

7. My favorite bands are always changing.

8. I have passed the point in my life where I made an effort to adapt in order to placate or gain more social acceptance.

9. It would be fantastic to meet someone that hasn't already assured the continuity of their gene pool.

10. I need someone who perhaps has built up a certain alcohol tolerance. Cuz beer is like Pringles so I really am not sure what to write in this section.

Thank you for playing this week on The Dating Profiles Meme . Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player’s posts. Have a great week. Join us for Sunday Stealing. See you next Friday!

Go Fish

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Go Fish

1. Like to go fishing. Not really interested in hunting anymore.

2. When describing my best traits, I kind of sound like I'm describing a puppy.

3. I'm not an alcoholic or anything, but I do enjoy high proof beverages.

4. I seriously have a radar for freaks so stay clear because I won’t respond.

5. With the exception of living out my dreams of spending my life on the shoreline, there is absolutely nothing I lack.

6. Sight unseen, trust me when I say this. On a scale of 1-10, I am an absolute 10!

7. I can be so intense sometimes I even scare myself.

8. I want someone funny but not a spaz.

9. Well, the truth is, I'm a nerd who's looking for another nerd to spend happy hours doing nerd-like things together.

10. I'm looking for a long term sizzle rather than jet-lagged flash.

Thank you for playing this week on The Dating Profiles Meme . Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player’s posts. Have a great week. Join us for Sunday Stealing. See you next Friday!

Hard Times

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Hard Times

1. Why is this so hard?

2. Walk with me.

3. My software is state of the art.

4. Can’t believe I did this.

5. Life is an adventure or nothing.

6. Looking for someone to get to no.

7. I am absolutely terrible at this!!

8. Anything is possible, right?

9. It’s your last day to live, live it.

10. I enjoy text messages.

Thank you for playing this week on The Dating Profiles Meme . Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player’s posts. Have a great week. Join us for Sunday Stealing. See you next Friday!

Play With Me

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Play With Me

1. I would love to find someone to play with.

2. I like books and reading the Bible.

3. Are there any good one's left?

4. Looking for a NORMAL person.

5. I'm great and seeking a faithful partner.

6. Well, here goes…

7. I am very sexual and would like someone who is not inhibited in that.

8. I enjoy going to the Renaissance fairs in the fall.

9. In search of someone who is able to handle downs-not just the good times.

10. I am a flower that needs to bloom.

Thank you for playing this week on The Dating Profiles Meme . Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player’s posts. Have a great week. See you next Friday!