That's Not What Happens

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme. This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: That's Not What Happens

1. I must say though I've meet some that on their profile they say "Wanting a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP" and for some reason or another that's not what happens!

2. I believe that all happens for a reason and that reason may not be for us to understand, just to accept.

3. I can drive a truck, tractor, build a fence, work on my truck, rope steers, ride my horse in competiton and can dress up to go out with you out on a Saturday night.

4. I'm independent, yet needy.

5. My partner should be loyal, hardworking and confident. Hope I'm not asking for too much.

6. Please No headcases, NO Liars, cheats, NOT married or exes drama. Just sincere and HONEST people please....

7. Weekend in Vegas and having it totally comp'd is awesome, going to an African wedding in Kenya was a blast, tango'ng in Argentina was an experience, and swimming with sharks in Belize was an adrelaine rush.

8. I do believe that you can not understand the true spirit of a person by the means of email.

9. What I am particularly into right now is purchasing older homes, restoring them and renting them.

10. Attraction dictates passion, passion allows understanding, and understanding initiates compromise.

Thank you for playing this week on The Dating Profiles Meme . Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player’s posts. Have a great week. Join us for Sunday Stealing. See you next Friday!

Moving Forward on the Journey

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme. This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Moving Forward on the Journey

1. I have learned enough from past experiences to know what is important in life, and I have adopted the attitude of live, learn, grow, forgive and forget, and always keep moving forward through the journey.

2. Looking forward to a new chapter in my life.

3. I've been in relationships with someone that would rather drink alcohol, rather than go to the gym.

4. I can be spontaneous and fun as long as we don't break the law.

5. I'm a multifaceted, marketing & promotions professional with a number of unusual passions: open water swimming, growing a lettuce garden, cycling for fun, to raise money for charity, playing 18 holes on Saturdays, running two hours daily and listening to opera to name a few. I often arrive home to messages from my friends on my answering machine asking – where are you now?

6. They always say nothing is not living for if it not dieing for.

7. Hello and welcome to my proile.

8. I work in Germany flying around Europe. When I work I live in Berlin which is my home base. I spend about 5 months per year in this area as my father is living there. I grew up in both countries.

9. I have also been told that I am the best kisser ever, and am laughed at for being a bit clumsy.

10. If you have looked over my pictures and I’ve “charmed you with my smile", you have taken more than “30 seconds” to read over my profile and you would like to know about me and what I am looking for, you should drop everything and email me this minute.

Thank you for playing this week on The Dating Profiles Meme . Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player’s posts. Have a great week. Join us for Sunday Stealing. See you next Friday!

Going With the Flow

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme. This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Going With the Flow

1. I am an easy going person who just goes with the flow. I would like someone who can also go with flow. Shouldn't we all just go with the flow?

2. It would be nice to go home with someone and talk about the day over a glass of pepsi.

3. I enjoy long walks on the beach.

4. Most important to me are family, friends, and our environment.

5. Make me smile - I'll return the favor.

6. No, i've never been married. No, i don't have any children. Why? It's simple. I haven't met the ONE yet and i won't settle for less than i deserve.

7. I also love giving and receiving massages after a stressful day at work.

8. I've done some hiking in the past and wouldn't mind doing it again.

9. I'm turned off by smokers and foul language.

10. Relationships are a two way street. Anything can be fun and adventurous, as long as I'm in charge.

Thank you for playing this week on The Dating Profiles Meme . Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player’s posts. Have a great week. Join us for Sunday Stealing. See you next Friday!

Here Comes the Sun

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme. This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Here Comes the Sun

1. I love the sun, it goes great with the beach.

2. If I had it all to do again, I would do it all again, because we do our best given the circumstances and for the most part, life is good.

3. I'm looking for someone that's somewhat active.

4. I'm not a materialistic person, although, I'll admit, sometimes it's nice.

5. Relationships are a two way street. Anything will be fun, as long as I'm with the right person.

6. Im a unique Honest latina looking for the last love of my live.

7. I treat people the way I want others to treat me and looking for the same because life is too short to be alone and we have no promises for tomorrow.

8. Not looking for garbage.

9. I am against liers, crazy online people, loosers, BLIND DATES, a plane ticket ,game players or insecure people online.

10. It's easier to go down a hill than up it… But the view is much better at the top.

Thank you for playing this week on The Dating Profiles Meme . Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player’s posts. Have a great week. Join us for Sunday Stealing. See you next Friday!