That's Not What Happens

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme. This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: That's Not What Happens

1. I must say though I've meet some that on their profile they say "Wanting a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP" and for some reason or another that's not what happens!

2. I believe that all happens for a reason and that reason may not be for us to understand, just to accept.

3. I can drive a truck, tractor, build a fence, work on my truck, rope steers, ride my horse in competiton and can dress up to go out with you out on a Saturday night.

4. I'm independent, yet needy.

5. My partner should be loyal, hardworking and confident. Hope I'm not asking for too much.

6. Please No headcases, NO Liars, cheats, NOT married or exes drama. Just sincere and HONEST people please....

7. Weekend in Vegas and having it totally comp'd is awesome, going to an African wedding in Kenya was a blast, tango'ng in Argentina was an experience, and swimming with sharks in Belize was an adrelaine rush.

8. I do believe that you can not understand the true spirit of a person by the means of email.

9. What I am particularly into right now is purchasing older homes, restoring them and renting them.

10. Attraction dictates passion, passion allows understanding, and understanding initiates compromise.

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Moving Forward on the Journey

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme. This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Moving Forward on the Journey

1. I have learned enough from past experiences to know what is important in life, and I have adopted the attitude of live, learn, grow, forgive and forget, and always keep moving forward through the journey.

2. Looking forward to a new chapter in my life.

3. I've been in relationships with someone that would rather drink alcohol, rather than go to the gym.

4. I can be spontaneous and fun as long as we don't break the law.

5. I'm a multifaceted, marketing & promotions professional with a number of unusual passions: open water swimming, growing a lettuce garden, cycling for fun, to raise money for charity, playing 18 holes on Saturdays, running two hours daily and listening to opera to name a few. I often arrive home to messages from my friends on my answering machine asking – where are you now?

6. They always say nothing is not living for if it not dieing for.

7. Hello and welcome to my proile.

8. I work in Germany flying around Europe. When I work I live in Berlin which is my home base. I spend about 5 months per year in this area as my father is living there. I grew up in both countries.

9. I have also been told that I am the best kisser ever, and am laughed at for being a bit clumsy.

10. If you have looked over my pictures and I’ve “charmed you with my smile", you have taken more than “30 seconds” to read over my profile and you would like to know about me and what I am looking for, you should drop everything and email me this minute.

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Going With the Flow

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme. This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Going With the Flow

1. I am an easy going person who just goes with the flow. I would like someone who can also go with flow. Shouldn't we all just go with the flow?

2. It would be nice to go home with someone and talk about the day over a glass of pepsi.

3. I enjoy long walks on the beach.

4. Most important to me are family, friends, and our environment.

5. Make me smile - I'll return the favor.

6. No, i've never been married. No, i don't have any children. Why? It's simple. I haven't met the ONE yet and i won't settle for less than i deserve.

7. I also love giving and receiving massages after a stressful day at work.

8. I've done some hiking in the past and wouldn't mind doing it again.

9. I'm turned off by smokers and foul language.

10. Relationships are a two way street. Anything can be fun and adventurous, as long as I'm in charge.

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Here Comes the Sun

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme. This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Here Comes the Sun

1. I love the sun, it goes great with the beach.

2. If I had it all to do again, I would do it all again, because we do our best given the circumstances and for the most part, life is good.

3. I'm looking for someone that's somewhat active.

4. I'm not a materialistic person, although, I'll admit, sometimes it's nice.

5. Relationships are a two way street. Anything will be fun, as long as I'm with the right person.

6. Im a unique Honest latina looking for the last love of my live.

7. I treat people the way I want others to treat me and looking for the same because life is too short to be alone and we have no promises for tomorrow.

8. Not looking for garbage.

9. I am against liers, crazy online people, loosers, BLIND DATES, a plane ticket ,game players or insecure people online.

10. It's easier to go down a hill than up it… But the view is much better at the top.

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Good Vibrations

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme. This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Good Vibrations

1. I try to be natural, positive and optimistic, never give up and always look into the future with hope and good vibration.

2. Good sense of fine humor. - Inspiring character. - Creative bent of mind. - Fun to be with. - Good dresser and great dancer. - Confident. - Love the finer things of life. - Caring.

3. I'm not looking at the current time, just enjoying the site and people.

4. Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional.

5. I believe that I am drug and disease free (and so I expect the same).

6. I am but a simple person with a simple needs. I am looking for somebody whom I can get along with and anybody who will accept me simply the way I am.

7. Love is when you feel like you are on a cloud and floating !!!!

8. Well I am not perfect, which of us are?

9. I like to go out (but its not the be all or end all) as long as I can have a drink.

10. Hi im nice normal easy going, who enjoys the odd battle of witts!

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Picture Perfect

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme. This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Picture Perfect

1. I look exactly like my pictures, so don’t think that these are from another decade, they are me as I look NOW.

2. I enjoy nights in watching movies by the light of the fireplace.

3. Me???? loyal, romantic...the usual BLAH BLAH BLAH.

4. Sculpting is my love.

5. I live in this country for about ten years. Most wonderful country to live in. There are many things I like about it, but the most I like is it's nature. I'm close to nature. I can hear it!

6. I also love to ride western pleasure my horses are my favorite hobby.

7. I am too soon out of a relationship to have another right now but you never know what life will bring your way.

8. I change so much day to day that I always try to find new ways of doing things or arranging things.

9. What can I say, I am what I am!

10. I'm not going to lie, I am not a twig...I'm curvy.

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My Best Friend

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme. This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: My Best Friend

1. I want to find my best friend.

2. We don’t have to have everything in common.

3. I love the simple pleasures of life; sun rise, sunset, to dance, music, rain, sounds and smell of the ocean, love, laughter, a kiss...do you?

4. I'm looking for a connection with a grown-up who in turn, takes care of themself and is not desperately searching for a person to complete them.

5. There are no such things as coincidences...I am where I am for a reason.

6. Everyday brings new adventures from snow mobiling, scuba diving, skiing, cycling, fishing, swimming an open water on the first day of spring, and my adventures never seemed to stop passing through my life.

7. As Michael Bublé sings it…”I Just Haven't Met You Yet”.

8. A person comes into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime Which one will you be?

9. I am looking for a potential long term relationship that might lead to something long term someday, however... hold on!

10. Please understand that I am not interested in having your children.

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